When you find a big kettle of crazy, it’s best not to stir it. — Dilbert
We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion . . . Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. — John Adams
Experience is the best teacher. Unfortunately, she kills all of her students. — Anonymous
There are reasons for stereotypes. — Jerry White, cult philosopher from Kentucky
Nothing is dumber than somebody else’s hobby.. — Steve Mills
Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots. Just relax and let it happen. — Dilbert
Pouring syrup on shit doesn’t make it Pancakes! — Anonymous (This is actually nothing more than a street version of, it is what it is, first used by my good friend Ray Uzumecki)
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. — Sherlock Holmes
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.— Sigmund Freud
We now live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the press destroys information, religion destroys morals, and our banks destroy the economy.— Chris Hedges
Life is hard! It’s harder if you’re stupid. — John Wayne
